Mastering Goat Simulator: Remastered Achievements Guide

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Goatta Catch ‘Em All!

What’s the secret to catching goats?

To achieve this, you need to have the mutations: Tall Goat, Feather Goat, Giant Goat, Space Goat, Classy Goat, and Shopping Goat. Unlock this achievement by collecting all trophies in GoatVille and Goat City Bay.

Try Hard

Locate all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level.

You need to gather all 30 Trophies found in GoatVille. A guide is available for their exact locations.

Cardio Kills Your Gains

Pull someone onto the treadmill with your tongue.

In GoatVille, find the tower near your spawn garden. Get a person looking at the garden and drag them to the treadmill in the garage of the nearby greenhouse. Make sure the person reaches the treadmill to unlock this.

Mattress Madness

Bounce on mattresses 100 times in under 30 seconds.

Go to the top floor of the construction site near the crane in GoatVille. Drop to the level below, where you’ll find many mattresses. Align yourself to bounce 100 times within 30 seconds.

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Jump on 5 trampolines in one continuous jump.

Activate the Angel and Double Jump mutators for this achievement. Start by bouncing on the trampoline located on the upper floor of the construction site next to the tall crane. Next, jump on the trampolines in the pool, then at the yard of the greenhouse, and finally the trampoline by the transmission tower.

I Can’t Believe That Worked

Perform 10 front flips in a single trick.

Leave the garden by your spawn and head to the main road. Go right into the GravX building. Inside, in a room with fans, perform a front flip ten times while in the air.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice three items from Sanctum.

Start in Goatville by licking a walker statue in the treehouse by your spawn. Proceed to collect two more statues and take them to the designated ritual area.

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Journey to space!

In GoatVille, grab the blue glowing beacon from the garage of the green house next to your garden. Go to the wheat fields, place the beacon on the correct pole, and wait for a UFO to pick you up. Jump to be abducted and unlock this achievement.

Mile High Club

Lick a Hanging Glider.

Climb the crane in GoatVille using the HVAC units. Wait for the glider to come near, then lick it in the perfect moment using slow motion for the achievement.

I am Bread

Transform into bread.

Leave your spawn, turn left onto the main road, and head towards the garden where there’s a barbecue. Headbutt the toaster to get slices of bread; catch them and bring them back to toast yourself.

Chief Fidged

Locate all Goat Trophies on the School level.

Collect all 10 Trophies in the School level. A guide is available for their locations.

Whiplash

Perform a drum solo.

In the “Buck to School” level, push the musicians off the green stage and kick the drum onto it from the side.

I’m a Dynamite

Attempt to blow yourself up.

In the “Buck to School” level, reach the unfinished statue in the schoolyard, activate the fuse box, and stand on the circular platform to trigger the explosion.

I Freaking Love Goats

Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level.

Gather all 31 Trophies on the Goat City Bay level. Look up our guide for locations.

Is That a Goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with six batteries attached.

Find six batteries at the amusement park, using the Pirated Goat mutator to duplicate them. Attach them to the rollercoaster entrance, then ride the elevator to complete the task.

Don’t Panic

srsly

In Goat City Bay, go to the hotel, jump onto the section above the bar, and lick the towel poolside with the number 42.

Colombian Sugar Lord

Ride a boat while high on sugar.

Gather some ‘sugar’ and then make your way to the hotel area, licking the boat while under the effect.

Neckbeard

Look and smell like a true neckbeard.

Go to the canal area near Club Nubian to unlock the Repulsive Goat mutation, then head back to the shop with the red tent and purchase an item to nail that neckbeard look.

Valkyrie

Catapult with a rider on your back.

In Goat City Bay, headbutt the bull in the amusement park area to get an NPC on your back. Take them to the catapult near your spawn area to unlock the achievement.

Love or Hate?

Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level.

Collect all 20 Trophies available in the MMO level. A guide for their locations is accessible.

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava.

In the MMO level, go to a cave called Bullgrurzh, then lick Bilbo near the crates and toss him into the lava by Old Goat Mountain.

Voluntary QA

Mess up the server room.

In the Alvesta area of the MMO level, go to the server room and headbutt the server devices until they crash.

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad.

Visit the lake east of Bullgrurzh in the MMO level, jump down the black hole behind the NPC named Alice, and activate the travel function.

Better Than Warlords of Dredmor

Achieve level 101.

In the MMO level, jump into lava at Old Goat Mountain to gain momentum, then enter the energy orb at the top of the tower. Accumulate points while airborne to reach level 101.

Sallskapsresan

Visit all zones in the MMO level.

In the MMO level, there are 15 locations total, remember to visit ‘Your House’ on the second floor of the southern house in Goldfarm and other named locations shown on the mini-map.

Hoarder

Collect all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level.

Gather all 32 Trophies in the GoatZ level. Our guide includes their locations.

Big In Japan

Complete the whiplash course without getting wet.

In GoatZ, exit the graveyard and follow the path to the course area, using the Time Wheel mutator for an easier ride. Be sure to turn off the mutator before finishing the course.

Hang Tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute.

In GoatZ, climb to the front of the Golden Tower hotel, and use the roof to obtain a parachute. Jump off a nearby skyscraper to remain airborne for a full minute. The Angel mutator can help.

Warm Bath

Slide down into the kiddie pool.

From the GoatZ graveyard, follow the path to the marked ‘Whiplash’ area, then enter the slide area and land directly in the kiddie pool. You may require multiple attempts.

Survive For Your Life

Endure for 10 days.

In GoatZ, select ‘After Outbreak.’ Use Casual Goat and No Hunger Goat mutators for an easier time, and wait on a safe rooftop for the duration.

The Big Score

Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level.

Collect all 20 Trophies in the PAYDAY level. A location guide is also available.

Bounce It!

Activate the hydraulic vehicles.

In the PAYDAY level, leave the zoo and head to the main road. Access the Aerobics Center and place the boombox in front of Cowie’s fast-food restaurant.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt a driver out and then run them over.

Simply headbutt a car in the PAYDAY level to make the driver fall out, then hop in and drive over them to earn this achievement.

Le Voyage dans la Lune

A trip to the Moon.

In the PAYDAY level, find a small object labeled ‘Sanctum 3’ by the gas station. Take it back to the ship in the zoo and put it next to the computer inside to reach the moon.

Rocket League

Demonstrate your vehicle driving skills.

In the PAYDAY level, head to the desert area and drive through the green rings to complete the challenge.

Dastardly

Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train.

Unlock the Hogtie Goat mutator first. Hogtie an NPC, drag them to the train tracks close to the zoo, and wait for the train to arrive.

NERD!

Find every Goat Trophy on the Waste of Space level.

Collect all 30 Trophies in this level. A guide for their locations is handy.

Use The Sword, Goat

Retrieve a photon sword.

In Waste of Space, teleport to the Research building, find the NPC, and either throw them into the ballpit or lava. Get to the sword shop for this achievement.

Testaholic

Finish all the Test Chambers.

Teleport to the Research building and head to the Test Chambers building to complete all eight test chambers for this achievement.

Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

Visit the Badehaus.

Teleport from Travel Agency to Museum, locate and headbutt Turdis, and repeat the process at three different locations to access the Badehaus.

Ready for the Grill

Wrap a garl’eek in foil.

Teleport to T-Xas from the Travel Agency, find Garl’Eek under the sign, and drag him into the machine in the nearby building ramp.