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After getting an unexpected package from a mystery sender online, your house becomes filled with animated furniture and appliances. Welcome to Date Everything!, an unconventional dating sim where you can form romantic connections with almost anything, thanks to special glasses that transform ordinary items into attractive, human-like versions of themselves.
As you interact with your quirky household items, you might discover that some have their own complicated relationships, including the pair of your dryer and washing machine. Named Drysdale and Washford, they have a tumultuous history that you’re invited to explore.
Washford Dating Guide
Meet Washford, your charming washing machine, who also happens to be a poet with a passion for classical literature. You’ll quickly learn that he still holds a torch for Drysdale and that their breakup has left him heartbroken.
How to Meet Washford
You can find Washford in the laundry room. Head down the hallway from your front door, take a right into the kitchen, and look for a door leading to the laundry room. Once inside, you’ll spot a blue washing machine and an orange dryer. Use your special glasses to interact with the washing machine to meet Washford.
How to Make Washford Like You
To win Washford over, show an interest in literature and express your admiration for Drysdale. Boost your smarts to at least 25 points to impress him with your knowledge of classical works, which will make him respect you more than if you dismiss his interests.
It’s a great idea to raise your smarts to 25 before your first conversation with Washford.
During your second chat with him, he’ll bring up Macbeth, and showing your familiarity with it will help build your relationship. Some responses that will definitely endear you to him include:
- You look nice and moist today.
- Hey, you know I’m here, right?
- Please don’t stop talking.
- Washford, you’re phenomenal.
- Can you touch anything else?
At this stage, chat with Drysdale and agree to relay a message to Washford for him.
Your next conversation with Washford will delve into his feelings for you. If the prior conversation went well, he may invite you to be his friend or even express a desire to be something more. If so, guide the discussion toward Drysdale, suggesting they reconnect and clear the air. He may then include you in their reconciled relationship. You can decide whether to be friends or something more:
- With all my heart, Washford. (Lovers)
- I do love you, but just as a friend. (Friends)
Drysdale Dating Guide
Drysdale is your adventurous clothes dryer residing in the laundry room. His acrobatic spirit makes him a delightful companion, but soon you’ll learn about his rocky history with Washford.
How to Meet Drysdale
Drysdale is easy to spot; he’s the orange-highlighted machine sitting on top of Washford in the laundry room.
How to Make Drysdale Like You
Drysdale enjoys flattery and dislikes boredom, so keep your conversations lively and engaging. If you impress him, he might even exclaim, “Points!” right on the spot.
Maximizing your charm is essential for a warm reception from Drysdale, as some dialogue choices during your first meeting will require a charm level of at least 60. It’s wise to strengthen your allure with other potential romantic interests before approaching him. Building a good rapport with Washford is often key to winning Drysdale’s heart.
How to Make Drysdale a Lover
To capture Drysdale’s interest, you’ll need to help restore his relationship with Washford. During your second conversation, guide the dialogue toward intimacy with appropriate responses:
- There’s a tarantula on your butt!
- It would be pretty boring. What kinds of things do you do for fun?
- Like sex?
- Of course—why would that be a problem?
After that, indulge him with thoughtful questions and comments:
- I’d get you flowers—I promise.
- What is your favorite color?
- How long has it been since you broke up with Washford?
Then, hold off on talking to Drysdale again until you’ve made progress with Washford. Strengthen that relationship by the end of your second day, and on your third conversation, reveal that you’ve been thinking about Drysdale.
Then invite Drysdale to reconnect with Washford, which may lead to affirming your relationship with either or both of them, depending on how well you’ve navigated your budding romance.
Choosing to be lovers with Washford opens up the option to be either friends with both or in a unique relationship with them both.
Washford and Drysdale: Realization and Collectibles
You can find requirements for realizing Washford and Drysdale, along with collectible unlocks, in your Date-A-Dex.
Washford’s Realization Recipe
Smarts – 15
Poise – 100
Empathy – 100
Charm – 10
Sass – 25
Drysdale’s Realization Recipe
Smarts – 85
Poise – 0
Empathy – 0
Charm – 90
Sass – 75
How to Get Washford’s Collectibles
- Earn 25 points of Smarts and discuss Macbeth with him.
- Clean out Jerry’s drawer.
- Engage in conversation with Washford.
How to Get Drysdale’s Collectibles
- Chat with Drysdale.
- Collect points during your interactions with him.
- Experience the Drysdale hate ending.