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For years, we’ve embraced the idea of giving human traits to objects, but Date Everything pushes this concept even further. While you aren’t exactly falling in love with your furniture, you are forming a connection with the personalities of your household items—essentially “dating” them in a unique way.
Many objects in our homes often blend into the background, forgotten and unnoticed. Take, for example, the plastic plant—it’s a fake piece of greenery trapped in its artificial frame, longing to be real. That’s where Prissy Plastique comes into play. This faux plant has big dreams of becoming truly alive.
Meeting Prissy Plastique
Finding Prissy Plastique isn’t just a walk in the park. She’s locked in a room, and you’ll need to find the key before you can chat with her. Let’s embark on this quest for the key!
Your first clue about Prissy Plastique comes from Rebel, who hints at her existence when she suggests you urinate on a fake plant. Quite classy, right?
Entering the Attic
If you’re seeking a more detailed guide on accessing the attic, we have it covered, but here’s the simplified version. To get to the attic, you’ll be going on a bit of a treasure hunt. You might chance upon the attic key while exploring Beau’s subterranean storyline, which leads you to the crawlspace under the house.
If you want to skip directly to it, you can enter the crawlspace from the start. Just head to the boiler room linked to your home office and roll back the carpet by interacting with it. This reveals Trap Dorian, a shirtless version of Dorian. Navigate past him to access the crawlspace.
In this crawlspace, you’ll find three Dateables: Vaugn Trapp, a mouse trap, and Bodhi, a time capsule, but the one you’re really after is Keith. Keith is the key you need to open the attic door. Once you have him, interact with the attic door, chat with Dorian, and Keith will unlock the entrance.
Just a heads up: if you speak to Trap Dorian to enter the crawlspace, you’ll need to wait until the following day to converse with him again to unlock the attic.
Once the attic door is open, it stays open forever, letting you come and go without needing to chat with Dorian or Keith each time.
Spotting Prissy in the Attic
Prissy Plastique is right next to the door as you enter the attic, enveloped in cobwebs and shadows—a fitting setting for a plastic plant that thrives on the idea of sunlight. Interact with her for a quick introduction.
As a plastic plant, Prissy stays put in this exact spot, so you won’t have to worry about chasing her down.
Her position might change, but that only happens after you reach her ending. More on that later.
Helping Prissy’s Dreams Come True
When you chat with Prissy for the first time, her ambitions are clear. She wants to become a real plant and is willing to do whatever it takes to achieve that. This isn’t as daunting as it sounds; she mainly tries out old wives’ tales to transform her plastic form into something organic—think of it as reverse plastic surgery.
In practice, this task is straightforward. Prissy doesn’t send you on a scavenger hunt for items or require help from other Dateables. She gathers everything and just asks for your assistance once she’s ready. How does this work? It’s pretty simple.
Prissy is quite direct. Just choose the supportive dialogue options. Remember to be honest; avoid giving false hope or being harsh. Pour all your enthusiasm into your interactions. You’ll need to perform a few quirky tasks: chanting magic words, sprinkling powder, wiggling, and using a watering can with vinegar.
At first, it might feel like she’s not changing at all, but don’t lose hope. Never tell her to quit. Even when things seem stagnant, keep encouraging her. Dreams can come true.
Changing Your Relationship Status with Prissy
Like most Dateables in the game, Prissy has three relationship endings, and they’re mostly easy to achieve. Let’s dive into them.
Love
Winning Prissy’s love is as simple as helping her realize her dream. There’s no secret strategy here. When Prissy devises her wild plans to become a real plant, just support her and put your heart into the task. Honesty, kindness, and enthusiasm will lead you to her heart.
Friendship
Friendship is quite similar. You can choose this option even if you’ve met the criteria for the Love ending. Being supportive without being overly dramatic is key. You can be reserved in your encouragement, but avoid any flirty choices. Prissy is very affectionate.
Hate
The Hate ending is just the opposite; to achieve it, simply pick harsh and cruel dialogue options. Dismiss her quest to become a real plant and show a lack of interest in her rituals. While you can’t outright refuse, your negativity will definitely provoke her anger.
Decorating Your Home with Prissy
After achieving her ending, Prissy’s efforts truly pay off. She transforms into a real plant, breaking free from her plastic pot in the attic. She’ll now spread throughout your entire home.
Post-ending, Prissy will adorn the whole house with plants, from hanging ones on the ceiling to potted beauties sitting on windowsills. Each of these becomes an interactive element with her, ensuring you’re never detached from her presence, making your home vibrant and filled with life.





